Scorpio would wait until winter so to find an icicle. Sneak naked into the much hated sex offender’s bedroom in the dead of night on a new moon, and stab the monster in the heart three times. Then dispose of the body in a ditch in the snow with his penis planted firmly in his own mouth.
(Was that what you were asking for, Eric? Or maybe I went too far…😆)
Here is the police blotter from the above sample
https://www.adirondackdailyenterprise.com/opinion/columns/you-know-what-local-history-by-howard-riley/2016/12/police-blotter-from-december-1942/
Scorpio would wait until winter so to find an icicle. Sneak naked into the much hated sex offender’s bedroom in the dead of night on a new moon, and stab the monster in the heart three times. Then dispose of the body in a ditch in the snow with his penis planted firmly in his own mouth.
(Was that what you were asking for, Eric? Or maybe I went too far…😆)
It's a little woke...and a tad "cruel and unusual" however, long fictional yarns would be excellent.
I got another one: a Pisces was caught trying to hijack a PA system in a stadium with 250,000 people to reproduce South Park's infamous brown note.
A Virgo would be sterilizing and arranging sharp tools while he waits for the next subject to wake up from the anesthesia.
impersonating a medical doctor. uses his house as a fake Emergency 1 clinic
LOL!